WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

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The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

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Mientras tu me ignoras…

elrockesmivida:

… los mosquitos me comen viva.

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… un helado se derrite por mi.

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… L’Oreal dice que yo lo valgo.

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… un traficante de órganos quiere mi corazón :$

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…TUMBLR ME DICE QUE SOY GENIAL!

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si esto me pasa porque crees que voy a prestarte atención? :)

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